Brie. Thirty-two years old. A bit ridiculous. Bipolar bisexual. Progressive Christian. Housewife, mother, singer. Texan sassmaster. Brazen survivor. If you find yourself put off by frank, open expression of female sexuality, then I do not recommend you to follow this blog.

humansofnewyork:

“People waste way too much energy taking things personally. That Facebook post is probably not about you. It was probably an accident that you weren’t tagged in that picture. And the person you’re dating is probably acting sad because that’s how they respond to setbacks at work, not because of anything you did.”

humansofnewyork:

“People waste way too much energy taking things personally. That Facebook post is probably not about you. It was probably an accident that you weren’t tagged in that picture. And the person you’re dating is probably acting sad because that’s how they respond to setbacks at work, not because of anything you did.”

lil’ beaut

lil’ beaut

tbh i would rather be subjected to furry porn than read my facebook news feed

kainrich:

Rammstein cover-Reise Reise

my kid just had her checkup and apparently she went from the 95th percentile for height to the 99th frickin’ percentile she is literally the tallest girl holy crapOLa i guess she has only her father to thank for that shit lmao

this child gon be taller than her mama by the time she 5 years old ffs

melkior:

send hELP