Brie. Thirty-two years old. A bit ridiculous. Bipolar bisexual. Progressive Christian. Housewife, mother, singer. Texan sassmaster. Brazen survivor. If you find yourself put off by frank, open expression of female sexuality, then I do not recommend you to follow this blog.


My Body Sleeps: Marijn Rademaker by Christian Oita.


My Body Sleeps: Marijn Rademaker by Christian Oita.


Mata Hari


(Photo by Rob Foldy/Getty Images)


(Photo by Rob Foldy/Getty Images)


My Hero!

Hot Damn! The Man Looks Great In That Skin-Tight Uniform!

Sexy As Hell, Baby!


An adorable Mads Mikkelsen for my friend Maju. (◕‿◕✿)

hohmygohd everything looks so soft EVERYTHING


A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

is being able to push like a dozen metal shopping carts at once impressive for a girl or something bc there was a row of ‘em stacked together blocking my car and i had to move them out of the way and some guy stopped in his tracks and was like “wow, nice” like all reverently and shit



remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif


Anonymous asked: Advice by a guy who likes football: you should tone it down when it comes to what players you think are hot. That's why guys don't respect girls when it comes to football: they might now a thing or two, but they ruin it by being too vocal about the player's looks.


advice by a girl who doesn’t give a fuck: the reason why guys don’t respect girls when it comes to football is because those guys are insecure little pricks who are scared of a vagina with an opinion on something they consider to be strictly masculine and they try to disguise it as respect. ironically enough, we don’t want to be within a one mile radius of guys like you, so don’t worry, you’re safe, your home made girl repellent is working.

i’ve got news for you and the rest of the male chauvinistic pigs out there: a girl equalizing you in football knowledge does not make you less of a man. being a sexist ass with no balls to even show his face does. because a real man acknowledges a woman’s opinion without trying to resort to biology to rule it out. 

YOU should tone it down with the pep talk, buddy. i’m not apologizing for being a football fan who happens to be a straight woman. life is not a video game, you don’t need man points to get to the next level.


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Jason Momoa in Conan the Barbarian (2011)